Adam: Your guy just winked at me and I died
Ryan: My guy did not wink at you
Just becasue I'm a man doesnt mean I'm not a girl.
Becky Blackmon
I figure my hair is a mixture of ketchup and sunshine
Kayla
I'm Trilingual!!
Becky Blackmon
I'll try one that you cannot manipulate with Grace
Dr. Mayers
Sophie is the queen of bodily gas
Steve King
If you chew less, you swallow less air so you don't do the nasties as often
Ryan
I'm redeemed in my slow eating
Ryan
Becky: Shut up, I'm not a girl!
Becky: I am anti-girl!
Becky: I hate shoping with girls, they take so long!
Becky Blackmon
scream1ngm0nk3y: I wanna be quoted
scream1ngm0nk3y: I should start saying random funny things
scream1ngm0nk3y: I can't do that on demand though . . .dang it
Becky Blackmon
Dreaming of screaming crack monkies!
Myself
I hate the bible thats why I came to this college!
Anonymous
Drive as Jesus would drive
CU Van driver instructor
The laqur smelled great, it was like heaven. No wait....the morphene was like heaven.
Ryan Nykamp
I like the dutch because they know how to give drugs.
Ryan Nykamp
I don't know what to say about dinging buns.
Katie
This is why I shouldn't be allowed to be a girl Paul
Mike
Me: Your nosy
Mandy: Im a girl
You don't have to go to public school to know about drugs.
Carrie
While hiking to a camp site:
Person 1: What keeps spanking me?
Person 2: Its the bread.
Person 1: I like it!
While camping:
Someone: That looks like a bible...
Jody: What? My toothbrush?
Jody
Lets go down the tool isle---I hate that isle....
Carrie, when you get back I will be a new women.
Krazy Keith
hey, ya need to be real...or else, you'd be fake
ma deats
I feel like a women carrying all of this laundry
Ben Kraker
I haven't seen you in 18 days. It's like I've given you up for lent or something
Ben Kraker to Andi
he was on the 15th floor of a 13 story bulding
Jody
Pedoitrist while getting a needle:
Time to get the happy juice!
I can trip myself, thank you very much.
unknown
but I'm the only one who can pull it off well in a pink power ranger outfit huh
Ma Deats
It's like a spiritual sugar rush!!!!
Ma Deats
That wordy sylabus--u know the one that has words in it
Phil Collins
hey its warming up, the snow is melting, and the trash is coming out!
Mark Tjapkes
hey i'm mark, i think i'm funny!
Phil Collins
Ben dials a number on the phone and his cell phone starts ringing. He takes it out of his pocket and looks at in confusion and then it dawns on him. "I'm calling my own cell phone! I was wondering who was calling me!"
Ma Deats while talking to me on the phone:
"I can't find my phone!"
Me: "Rachel---arn't you talking to me on it right now?"
Ma Deats: "AAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
My orange peed on me!
Ben Kraker
not hunting is like going to class with a purse and wearing a skirt
Dr. Sprague
Listening to country is about as good and as fun as rolling in cow manuer.
Me
PAUL! Another human face! Well...besides them...
Dave Freeman
OK, I gotta bubble
McKraken
Hilarry Duff is like a donkey while singing.
Kyle Black
In the story of Job when his enemies came down and raped the cows....
D.C. meeting mistake
Its not the Bible, but its cool
Ray
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilisation.
Gerald Weinberg
Programming can be fun, so can cryptography; however they should not be combined.
Kreitzberg and Shneiderman
Once a new technology starts rolling, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road.
Stewart Brand
Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.
Donald Knuth
Any inaccuracies in this index may be explained by the fact that it has been sorted with the help of a computer.
Donald Knuth Sorting and Searching
You're bound to be unhappy if you optimize everything.
Donald Knuth
Just because you can’t see my grammer, doesn’t mean its not there.
Sarah Keith
"Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools."
Gene Brown
Making fun of AOL users is like making fun of the kid in the wheel chair.
Unknown
Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G ?
Bumper Sticker
No printing is permitted of this book.
This book cannot be given to someone else.
This book cannot be read aloud.
— License terms for Adobe ebooks.
Phase 1: Uncritical acceptance.
Phase 2: Wild enthusiasm.
Phase 3: Dejected disillusionment.
Phase 4: Total confusion.
Phase 5: Search for the guilty.
Phase 6: Punishment of the innocent.
Phase 7: Promotion of nonparticipants.
Harsh Reality of IT Project Life Cycle
Person 1: "So what are they talking about today?"
Person 2: "Sin. Complete with pictures."
I'm gonna spoon you to death!
Angel
Teamwork: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
Despair inc.
Max out your credit cards for Jesus
The band Disciple
Angel: Theres a crevice in the couch
Jackie: That sounds gross
Angel: That sounds dirty
Dave: Get your mind out of the crevice!
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Unknown
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Unknown
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Unknown
If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough
Beware of programmers who carry screwdriver
Dr. Rogers looks like Flava-Flav from Flavor of Love
Overheard at commencment
if you accept it and move like a mountain goat, you won't fall
My Twin
I'll hit you to get quoted
Tyler
Remember that time I spooned you to death?
Someone
Is that a regular zero or the letter zero?
overheard
In a mean voice
"Get me some water 56....please"
"Militia"
i just happend to cross my mind when i was thinking about food
Angel
Evangelina:what the kid makes me think of food
because he is one of those oh cake people
me: cake people?
Evangelina: you know the ones that are talking and then mid convo they are like oh cake
hmmm cake sounds good
Angel
Angel: thats 80 miles round trip
Angel: that would be more then one tank of gas a day
Angel
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